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It was like really funny. Basically, I had been wanting to meet this guy for FOREVER, and after he came to see my show, I was with him and his two friends, who I was already friends with too. It was so, so awkward. We went to a playground, for some reason. Playgrounds at night are apparently very sexual. One of the mutual friends suggested we play hide and seek, except it was boys vs. girls. Needless to say, the girls hid in the slide, and the boys didn't go find them. It was very awkward. I don't even remember the conversation that led to us hooking up.
Hooked up with this guy for about 2 months, we only hung out in movie theaters and sketchy corners of the school. We didn't really enjoy each others company beyond hooking up, but the first time we went to a movie, it was great. We had both been wanting to hook up for quite some time, and when he kissed me I felt all that violent frustration and aggression crashing against me. We didn't even make it through the previews before we forgot about the movie.
I had just started hanging out with this guy, and I had invited him over to watch a movie at my house. When he arrived at my house an awkward hug took place on the front porch, and then I failed in getting him downstairs before my parents saw him. I try to avoid introducing guys to my parents when we first hang out because my parents can be...well...embarrassing. In my TV room I have a large sectional couch. When we got downstairs I sat in the middle of the couch. The boy sat about as far away from me as he could get on the other side of the couch (the couch was in an L shape). This was discouraging but did not stop me from trying. We watched an hour long TV show and then a shitty movie with Renee Zellwegger and Harry Connick Jr. About 15 minutes from the end of the movie I had given up waiting for him to make a move, so I devised a plan that involved me playing Papi Jump on his iPhone. Asking to play Papi Jump allowed me to get somewhat closer to him, until eventually lips had locked and we were making out during the final credits of the movie...(great timing, huh?). We were both nervous, but got over it pretty quickly when Papi Jump came to the rescue.
So it was a saturday night in the spring and I had been invited to a prom after party by a friend of a friend and was a bit hesitent about going. But I went all the same because my friends were going to be there. Once the total 8-10 people got there we started drinking. This was my first experience with tequila. After two shots of Jose Cuervo and one of Captain Morgan, I was plastered. this was around 11ish, soon after that I was pulled back to a bedroom by an ok looking girl. about 20 minutes later I staggered out and was intercepted by a smoking hot girl who sent me right back into same bedroom. so i ended up having a threesome with the two of them. as I said, this was my first tequila experience. good or bad, i leave for you to decide.
I was loaded and had a 40oz tapped to my hand. i was running around being social and having a good time and i hugged a girl that i had been friends with for a while and she kissed me on the cheek and throughout the night i would get little kisses on the cheek from her and it was completely random, we had never thought about hooking up before. then somehow... i cant remember how i had picked her up with my hands still tapped to the 40 and then i was running around carrying her and i set her down and gave her a hug. and then we started kissing and all i can remember was the pain from her teeth bitting my lip. I dont know how long it lasted, probably not long considering we were both uncomfortable, and we stopped and i looked at her and said "oops" and turned around and walked away drinking my 40oz
my sisters friend slept over, and my sister went to sleep and me and her friend hooked up. we talked for a while after that, until he told my sister what happened and she told me he had a girlfriend. we don't talk anymore...
so a few weekends ago i went to a concert and i was feeling totally ugly and fat cause all the size two girls were there. and i wasnt looking to hook up or even talk to a guy. but my brother brought his friend and his friend brought a friend. we didnt talk all day and then at the end of the night we were sitting in the back of the truck sitting 3 and 3 its a huge black dodge classy i know. i hadnt really noticed or payed attention to this guy but he hands me his phone all discretly and it say "is it to forward of me to ask for your number while your brother is still in the car" i just wrote my number and handed it back to him. Aparently he had noticed me :). anyways were ridding home in the car. and he grabs my chin and pulls me in. best most sweetest kisses ever. normally im like a clothes off bitting girl but he was all wanting to cuddle and hold my hand. he texts me every day hes coming back in august to "hang out" with me. an amazing concert
Met a girl at a party. Both of us were fairly high at the time. We sat on the couch together, started talking (we were high, so the subject matter was philosophy, death, and oblivion) and eventually we started talking about love as a science. I realized that we had ended up closer on the couch than we had started, and before I could "abort" the girl asks me up to a bedroom. About an hour later, we both walk out, and she asks me how old I am. I tell her, and she tells me that she's the first one of her friends to make out with a junior. I ask her the same question, and it turns out she's in eighth grade...luckily, no real stuff went down, lest I be knocking on all my neighbors doors the next time I move.
One time i was realllly horny with one of my ex girlfriends in a movie theatre and we were super bored so we decided to hook up and eventually it go too intense, so we snuck into the bathroom and fucked, and then went back to watch the rest of the movie. the end.
I was drunk an met some drunk girl at a park drunk once with a bunch of other people and all of a sudden we started hooking up and then like a day later we hooked up at a playground in the middle of the night for like 3 hours and then we got yelled at by a bunch of high ass shit black people in a mercedes tryina sell us weed. I never hooked up with her agian and we dont really talk even thought it wasnt that bad.
Ok so me and my boyfriend broke up last year. It was extremely sad and I still miss him a lot. We went on this retreat thing and I think we both new what was going to happen before it did. We were lying under the stars in the grass with our two other friends and they went to get some food from the cafe and we were alone. He literally pulled me on top of him and we had a really romantic hook up. It was amazing. Now he has a girlfriend but I still miss him. I was willing to go all the way for the first time with him, but he has moved on.
heres the facts: was fucking my girlfriend in the alley between her and her neighbors house, her dog was there and was wandering around, right as we finished her neighbor came out to cut some wood and just stood there until he said "hey guys, hows it goin" and we freaked out and ran. We were never really sure if he recognized her, but we think he might have. Probably one of the most awkward situations ive ever been through.
I had been wanting to hook up with this guy for a while. We went to a gay bar together with a bunch of mutual friends, we were all dancing and drinking and suddenly he walks right across the dance floor and starts dancing with me up against a wall. Within minutes we're making out and about 10 minutes later we left to go back to his dorm room. We were hooking up and before long he wanted to have sex, he was way too drunk at this point and I didn't want to, which I explained to him but he was too drunk to understand. We just kept hooking up until he fell asleep, which didn't take long at all and then I just left, pissed. Early the next morning he called me and was really apologetic about how drunk and pushy he was the night before, and invited me to come watch a movie and snuggle in his room, which of course led to us hooking up again. It was actually really sweet and borderline romantic. I didn't see him for almost a month because of christmas break and then the week I got back we hung out and I realized he's not at all the kind of person I want to be with, but he's cute and we had fun.
I was in college and there was this guy down my hall. Total douchebag. We're talking Ed Hardy T-shirt decorated his room with posters of naked models and empty bottles of alcohol kind of douchebag. And I really understood why people hated him when we would go out to house parties and he would hook up with every girl at the kegger. But watching him was so comical and we loved his stereotypical, dumb, vain self. The one night at a party just like all the others he turned to me and said "I don't tell you this enough but you have great tits" I laughed in his face but then he shoved his tongue down my throat and I was totally into him. I mean boy knew how to suck face. Soon enough we were back on his twin extra long lofted bed. And god damn did the boy know what he was doing. I felt apologetic about all of those times that I judged girls that did the walk of shame out of his room. Everyone must have heard us because when i got out of his room five of our friend were there waiting for me and did a slow clap as a walked down the hall to my room. I Never hooked up again but I'll never judge a douchebag again.
It was like really funny. Basically, I had been wanting to meet this guy for FOREVER, and after he came to see my show, I was with him and his two friends, who I was already friends with too. It was so, so awkward. We went to a playground, for some reason. Playgrounds at night are apparently very sexual. One of the mutual friends suggested we play hide and seek, except it was boys vs. girls. Needless to say, the girls hid in the slide, and the boys didn't go find them. It was very awkward. I don't even remember the conversation that led to us hooking up.
ReplyDeleteHooked up with this guy for about 2 months, we only hung out in movie theaters and sketchy corners of the school. We didn't really enjoy each others company beyond hooking up, but the first time we went to a movie, it was great. We had both been wanting to hook up for quite some time, and when he kissed me I felt all that violent frustration and aggression crashing against me. We didn't even make it through the previews before we forgot about the movie.
ReplyDeleteI had just started hanging out with this guy, and I had invited him over to watch a movie at my house. When he arrived at my house an awkward hug took place on the front porch, and then I failed in getting him downstairs before my parents saw him. I try to avoid introducing guys to my parents when we first hang out because my parents can be...well...embarrassing. In my TV room I have a large sectional couch. When we got downstairs I sat in the middle of the couch. The boy sat about as far away from me as he could get on the other side of the couch (the couch was in an L shape). This was discouraging but did not stop me from trying. We watched an hour long TV show and then a shitty movie with Renee Zellwegger and Harry Connick Jr. About 15 minutes from the end of the movie I had given up waiting for him to make a move, so I devised a plan that involved me playing Papi Jump on his iPhone. Asking to play Papi Jump allowed me to get somewhat closer to him, until eventually lips had locked and we were making out during the final credits of the movie...(great timing, huh?). We were both nervous, but got over it pretty quickly when Papi Jump came to the rescue.
ReplyDeleteSo it was a saturday night in the spring and I had been invited to a prom after party by a friend of a friend and was a bit hesitent about going. But I went all the same because my friends were going to be there. Once the total 8-10 people got there we started drinking. This was my first experience with tequila. After two shots of Jose Cuervo and one of Captain Morgan, I was plastered. this was around 11ish, soon after that I was pulled back to a bedroom by an ok looking girl. about 20 minutes later I staggered out and was intercepted by a smoking hot girl who sent me right back into same bedroom. so i ended up having a threesome with the two of them. as I said, this was my first tequila experience. good or bad, i leave for you to decide.
ReplyDeleteI was loaded and had a 40oz tapped to my hand. i was running around being social and having a good time and i hugged a girl that i had been friends with for a while and she kissed me on the cheek and throughout the night i would get little kisses on the cheek from her and it was completely random, we had never thought about hooking up before. then somehow... i cant remember how i had picked her up with my hands still tapped to the 40 and then i was running around carrying her and i set her down and gave her a hug. and then we started kissing and all i can remember was the pain from her teeth bitting my lip. I dont know how long it lasted, probably not long considering we were both uncomfortable, and we stopped and i looked at her and said "oops" and turned around and walked away drinking my 40oz
ReplyDeletejust hand holding for me...
ReplyDeletemy sisters friend slept over, and my sister went to sleep and me and her friend hooked up. we talked for a while after that, until he told my sister what happened and she told me he had a girlfriend. we don't talk anymore...
ReplyDeleteso a few weekends ago i went to a concert and i was feeling totally ugly and fat cause all the size two girls were there. and i wasnt looking to hook up or even talk to a guy. but my brother brought his friend and his friend brought a friend. we didnt talk all day and then at the end of the night we were sitting in the back of the truck sitting 3 and 3 its a huge black dodge classy i know. i hadnt really noticed or payed attention to this guy but he hands me his phone all discretly and it say "is it to forward of me to ask for your number while your brother is still in the car" i just wrote my number and handed it back to him. Aparently he had noticed me :). anyways were ridding home in the car. and he grabs my chin and pulls me in. best most sweetest kisses ever. normally im like a clothes off bitting girl but he was all wanting to cuddle and hold my hand. he texts me every day hes coming back in august to "hang out" with me. an amazing concert
ReplyDeleteMet a girl at a party. Both of us were fairly high at the time. We sat on the couch together, started talking (we were high, so the subject matter was philosophy, death, and oblivion) and eventually we started talking about love as a science. I realized that we had ended up closer on the couch than we had started, and before I could "abort" the girl asks me up to a bedroom. About an hour later, we both walk out, and she asks me how old I am. I tell her, and she tells me that she's the first one of her friends to make out with a junior. I ask her the same question, and it turns out she's in eighth grade...luckily, no real stuff went down, lest I be knocking on all my neighbors doors the next time I move.
ReplyDeleteOne time i was realllly horny with one of my ex girlfriends in a movie theatre and we were super bored so we decided to hook up and eventually it go too intense, so we snuck into the bathroom and fucked, and then went back to watch the rest of the movie. the end.
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I was drunk an met some drunk girl at a park drunk once with a bunch of other people and all of a sudden we started hooking up and then like a day later we hooked up at a playground in the middle of the night for like 3 hours and then we got yelled at by a bunch of high ass shit black people in a mercedes tryina sell us weed. I never hooked up with her agian and we dont really talk even thought it wasnt that bad.
ReplyDeleteOk so me and my boyfriend broke up last year. It was extremely sad and I still miss him a lot. We went on this retreat thing and I think we both new what was going to happen before it did. We were lying under the stars in the grass with our two other friends and they went to get some food from the cafe and we were alone. He literally pulled me on top of him and we had a really romantic hook up. It was amazing. Now he has a girlfriend but I still miss him. I was willing to go all the way for the first time with him, but he has moved on.
ReplyDeleteheres the facts: was fucking my girlfriend in the alley between her and her neighbors house, her dog was there and was wandering around, right as we finished her neighbor came out to cut some wood and just stood there until he said "hey guys, hows it goin" and we freaked out and ran. We were never really sure if he recognized her, but we think he might have. Probably one of the most awkward situations ive ever been through.
ReplyDeletemy boyfriend fucked me in the ass with a shotgun.
ReplyDeleteI had been wanting to hook up with this guy for a while. We went to a gay bar together with a bunch of mutual friends, we were all dancing and drinking and suddenly he walks right across the dance floor and starts dancing with me up against a wall. Within minutes we're making out and about 10 minutes later we left to go back to his dorm room. We were hooking up and before long he wanted to have sex, he was way too drunk at this point and I didn't want to, which I explained to him but he was too drunk to understand. We just kept hooking up until he fell asleep, which didn't take long at all and then I just left, pissed.
ReplyDeleteEarly the next morning he called me and was really apologetic about how drunk and pushy he was the night before, and invited me to come watch a movie and snuggle in his room, which of course led to us hooking up again. It was actually really sweet and borderline romantic.
I didn't see him for almost a month because of christmas break and then the week I got back we hung out and I realized he's not at all the kind of person I want to be with, but he's cute and we had fun.
I was in college and there was this guy down my hall. Total douchebag. We're talking Ed Hardy T-shirt decorated his room with posters of naked models and empty bottles of alcohol kind of douchebag. And I really understood why people hated him when we would go out to house parties and he would hook up with every girl at the kegger. But watching him was so comical and we loved his stereotypical, dumb, vain self. The one night at a party just like all the others he turned to me and said "I don't tell you this enough but you have great tits" I laughed in his face but then he shoved his tongue down my throat and I was totally into him. I mean boy knew how to suck face. Soon enough we were back on his twin extra long lofted bed. And god damn did the boy know what he was doing. I felt apologetic about all of those times that I judged girls that did the walk of shame out of his room. Everyone must have heard us because when i got out of his room five of our friend were there waiting for me and did a slow clap as a walked down the hall to my room. I Never hooked up again but I'll never judge a douchebag again.
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